You know its not the classiest establishment you have stayed in when- You get up out of bed to go to the bathroom and find yourself wedged with your fatty chipmunk cheeks and jowls parallel to the wall with your boobs pretty much in the mammogram 2 dimensional vertical pancake position, just to sidle your way passed the bed like an edgy adrenalin pumping window ledge scene from a Tom cruise movie. Then there is the toilet - yup the toilet when you get there- flashbacks begin of the bank nightclub broken cistern incident. Thats ok - you didnt need to pee anyway- perhaps breakfast is the go- (note to self- Remove flakes of rust off your food after microwaving- they really get stuck in your teeth-) Its cool Im not a snob- I can do this kind of luxury camping. Showering is good- do that- Sooo I was pretty impressed with the shower though - cause showering actually may have given me a good dose of penicillin- Im sure helping my immune system as well as being an aesthetically pleasing piece of bathroom art. I can deal with this - I can Embrace this- But - what the actual F. NO COFFEE making facilities. (Sorry to the people in next room who came running when I screamed) Lucky no one is stuck in the car with me for hours on end while I suffer caffeine withdrawals. :)
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 21:11:57 +0000