You know, the Carl Pelini firing in Florida has brought some closure into my life, and for that Im truly happy. For years, my friends—the ones who are a lot more football savvy than I and bleed Husker Red, have stared at me and shouted Why does every other football teams coaching staff make adjustments at halftime, and our coaching staff is NEVER able, too I was especially overwhelmed with this barking after the UCLA game. And, now, thankfully, we know why. While the other teams coaching staff is being silly and working out the Xs and Os of the first half, our coaching staff is passing around the Big Red water bong and grazing on Cheetos... Hey, dont you think they might try to throw the ball around more in the second half? What kind of licorice do you like best—red or black? That zone-red is killing us I love kittens Do you think theyll keep crowding the box? I could eat an entire stick of butter right now Should we make a switch at quarterback? Wheres my god damn X-box paddle? Ive always thought Papuchis looked stoned on the sideline. Duh, I was right. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it. The truth has came out. Now, just roll with it...
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 15:02:43 +0000
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