You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be Appropriate. --Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonalds New Obama Value Meal?A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you Has to pay for it. --Conan OBrien Q: What does Barack Obama call Lunch with a convicted felon?A: A fund raiser. --Jay Leno Q: Whats the difference between Obamas cabinet and a penitentiary?A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, And threats to society. The other is for housing Prisoners. --David Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were On a boat in the middle of the ocean and it Started to sink, who would be saved?A: America ! --Jimmy Fallon Q: Whats the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?A: Bo has papers. --Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result Of the Cash for Clunkers program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper Stickers off the road. --David Letterman Solution to the problem in Egypt: They want a new leader, give them ours.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 01:45:08 +0000
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