You know what I find discouraging (at 2:23 AM)? Aside from the gas - TopicsExpress

You know what I find discouraging (at 2:23 AM)? Aside from the gas station I cant think of a place where I can find coffee and donuts at this hour. I could get a coffee and a shake at Steak n Shake, but I dont want no frickin shake, and their coffee tastes like piss poor fertilizer (deluded). And that place only makes me want to order a cheeseburger. I dont want your dang cheeseburger, quit forcing your beliefs down my throat! I need coffee, real coffee, like the kind Arabs brew for Allah. Theyd never dare make rancid shit for their One and Only. Think about it. Jews lack protein in their diet due to their non-vampire regulations; they rarely eat meat at all, and if they do it tastes like cardboard. They only drink Holy water too I suppose--hence Jews are not the most intimidating looking religious folks out there. Christians...? They live on bread and wine; theyre perpetually drunk of Christ. Now take yourself a bunch of Persians, screaming like banshees in the dunes by the light of the crescent moon; those crazed bastards are hopped up of some good quality coffee. They spit on Yuban--what a disgrace! And this is why I want a twenty-four flop-shop that only sells coffee and donuts. Im not sure if Arabs can handle sugar, but if they could I know theyd demand it in donut form! Viva la Allah (God of Coffee)!