You know what I hate? This: “Oh honey, look it’s the Flight Deck! Look at the Captain! Look at all those switches! Go in and say hi, Timmy! Go say hello! Put on the Captain’s hat and let’s take a picture! We’ll send it to Grandma. That’s great, Timmy! One more. Now a funny one! Isn’t he the cutest Junior Pilot ever?!” REALLY?! So you gonna ignore me?! Timmy doesn’t want to take a picture in the Galley with the Flight Attendants?! Get his feet stuck on the floor? How about touching a metal coffee pot so hot it can hold lava? No? Well how about a cart with a wheel that drags to the left and breaks that doesn’t work? No? We got pretty buttons too! ON, OFF. BREW. COOK. HEAT. PTT. Want to wear my apron that someone else spilled a drink on? No? Well then take Timmy to his seat and be sure he goesn’t push that damned call button.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Jun 2013 06:14:22 +0000
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