You know what makes a new father happiest? Its not when the child is born. Its not when the child looks at him straight into the eyes and smiles that toothless smile. Its not when the baby starts making those cute little noises to attract attention. No, sir. A father is most happy when he picks-up for the very first time, With his own bare shaking clumsy hands, And examines with moist eyes and an anxious heart, The birth-certificate of the new-born. The joy of seeing a govt-issued birth-certificate with no spelling mistakes and no obvious mix-ups in the names is the... that joy is... a magnificent.. a joy that is (*wipes tears*) .. words just fail.. (*sobbing*) no spelling mistakes sir... (*more tears*) .. is this real? (*trembling all-over *) ... how can it be possible ? God is great.. (*more tears*) this joy will kill me... A mortal can only take so much happiness, this is beyond that. (*regains his composure after somebody pinches him on the thigh and punches him in the nose*) Yeah, thanks to all. Special thanks to Govt of Telangana. If splitting of AP has paved way for this, then let every state be split into billion, trillion, gazillion brilliant states. Thanks KCR sir. No spelling mistake, sir. No goof-up with the gender either. This joy is... What shall I say!! (*somebody hits him with a chair and a dog bites his calf muscle*). Bye, and thanks.
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 01:52:31 +0000
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