You may share a similar personalty to me if... * You root for the smart villain rather than the dumb hero. * Before every situation you think out every possible outcome and work your way towards the ideal one. * People think you’re angry or upset when really you are just thinking. * You can do the INTJ stare, that look of pure analyzing coupled with a slightly sardonic smile that makes people feel uneasy. * You always forget if you locked your car because you always space out when you do it. * You also forget where you parked your car for the same reason. You were too focused on what you were going to do next. * You have a fairly organized room but you have little piles of crap in various corners and shelves. These are your ideas that you are still waiting to get around to. Some are in pieces, some are half made. * You walk out of romance movies in disgust and laugh through horror flicks (depends on the quality of the romance movie). * You go onto a discussion board of like-minded people and don’t agree with any of them. * You silently listen to people trying to figure out how to do something, then chime in with the correct way while they stare at you stunned because they didn’t think you where paying attention. * You look at every conflict situation as an interesting idea, and it pisses off the person you’re in a conflict with * you have 3-10 conversations in your head with the person you’re actually talking to. * You constantly get asked WHY and HOW do you think your life plan will work out, and have trouble explaining the amount of contingency plans you have built in. * A “life plan” is irrelevant because you know anything could happen that is out of your control and you have to stay flexible and work out various scenarios. There is no one answer. * You greet a person with, “I’ve been thinking about…” * You constantly watch the way people do things and create more efficient ways of doing them. * Assessing flaws in a security system is second nature to you. * Someone starts a sentence with “Why don’t you…” and you turn and give them a very mean look. * When you just finished explaining something profound and interesting and the person who are talking to goes “HUH?” * When people say you always look like you are planning/plotting * something; the association then often makes them conclude that you look evil. * You’re listening to someone you quickly jump ahead to their point while multi-processing their motive for telling you, how they jumped to that topic, what level of response will be adequate (verbal, head nod, etc.), and planning whatever it is you rather be doing…all before they even finish their sentence. * When everyone expects you to give a lengthy speech on a subject in class debate you are indifferent to and give said speech in five or * six sentences and still trump the opposition. * When people tell you “You know, your music is really really odd.” Whereupon you turn to them and say “Huh, interesting drum pattern * here on track 10.” * You get called out in class for excessive daydreaming but still get top marks somehow to the annoyance of most present. * When you really, honestly don’t care what most other people think about you, and are perfectly fine doing things your own way. * When you have a large mess but know exactly where everything is and people are amazed that you can find anything. You also go through cycles of neat-messy-neat-messy-neat.You are never rigidly neat, you are never overwhelmingly messy. * When in a debate, your most commonly used phrase is “Could I get some proof for that?” * When you can effectively argue both sides of a debate, you just pick one for fun. When you are having a conversation with someone and you use more adverbs such as “however, yet, on the other hand” more often than you should because that is the “break” between different view points about the subject being conversed. Then the recipient stares at you blankly..
Posted on: Mon, 26 Aug 2013 08:38:09 +0000
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