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You might be a redneck jedi if... Your robe is camoflauged. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side… it’ll be a hoot." You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. Your land-speeder had a light saber rack. If you hear … "Billy Bob, I am your father … AND your uncle!"
Posted on: Sun, 09 Jun 2013 01:40:53 +0000

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