You might be an old Navy fighter pilot if: If you think five pesos is a lot of money If you refer to the Olongapo River as the DMZ If you have ever bet on how long it will take for the alligator to eat the duck If you have ever fed the duck to the alligator If you have an inexplicable urge to sunbathe in the vicinity of runways If you get up in the middle of the night and sit in the living room for two hours and then sit in the car for two hours and go back to bed If you think P.M.S. stands for pocket money surveillance If you think flak suppression over Hanoi is like opening your canopy and trying to pressurize the world If you don’t see anything wrong with dropping six $20,000 Rockeyes on a 1950 ford truck If you jink randomly from one lane to the other on the freeway just because it’s time If you would rather have a sister in a house of ill repute than a brother in the sister squadron If you come home and finish your beer and then wash it out and put it in the cupboard. Later you throw all the cans over the back fence at 3:00 in the morning If you think vermouth and pineapple juice is a perfectly acceptable mixed drink If you have ever used your sink at 3:00 in the morning, but not to wash your hands If you think the point of cruise is to sleep until you are hungry and then eat until you are tired If you think chili is supposed to have pineapple in it If you are left in the bar at two in the morning talking with your hands after all of the women have gone home with the Marine helo pilots
Posted on: Fri, 13 Jun 2014 04:34:11 +0000