You really wanna know what makes me laugh uncontrollably? Its When a 30 year old guy driving a minivan with a soccer ball decal on the rear hatchback tells me how cool minivans are.....all while his grandmother whom he (bless his heart) just picked from the Beaty parlor rolls down the window shaking her head in agreement with him. Are minivans handy? Of course they are. Are minivans cool? Absolutely not. A guy whos a Good driver that starts driving a minivan suddenly metamorphosize with his eyes glazed over while wearing a permagrin and starts driving below the speed limit in the left hand lane creating lines of traffic completely oblivious as he sips his Sonic lime aid and turns down his CD of (Polkas Greatest Hits) so he can talk on his cell to Elmer Fitz Lebowski the bowling league captain concerning their strategy for victory against the Dickson county Tornados for Saturday nights tournament down at the Bowlarama.....And BTW...the wire rim Jeffery Dahmer glasses & honeydew Izod shirt with the free breeze fragrance doesnt help. ;-) Im just pullin chains! Lol! Comment away!
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 23:26:22 +0000