You want me to do what? For how many cookies? Day 50 Today was sprinkled with a bit of absurd comedy. Fortunately it was also awash in sigh inducing bliss. When I walked into the classroom this morning all the lights were dim, ethereal harp music played overhead, and a menacing industrial sized Mayo jar labeled Cholesterol sat at the front table. I read the daily assignments, got my bearings and buddied up with Kassondra. We decided I would be on the receiving end of todays treatment. Next, I checked my job duties and went off to fold towels in the dispensary till my number was called. I dont mean to brag, but I can fold towels like nobodys business. My mother was sort of a laundry nazi. When I was done, I packed up my stacks of folded towels and went about distributing them between the Cos I and II classrooms. As I went around I called out to see who needed any, it was fun, I felt like a singing vendor, or a barker at a fair with balloons. After a while, Kassondra let me know it was time to go, so I took my place waiting to be called up for service. Were already familiar with the meet, greet, and shampoo part, but that never makes it any less entertaining. Kassondra did a bang up job, from the friendly intake, down to tucking in my collar. At the shampoo bowl, Id forgotten some of the manipulation, so I tried to pay attention to them, reclined and comfy, listening to the soothing sound of the warm gentle water, while her gentle yet firm hands lathered and rinsed my sleepy head. Then it got weird. She toweled me off and took me back to her station for the deep conditioning/scalp massage part. Dun dun..The Cholesterol jar makes its move. I think the best way to describe what was done to me would be to ball myself up and rock myself into my happy place. I kid, I kid. It wasnt that bad... it smelled nice at least. Think of it like this, someone is taking half inch partings of your hair and slathering a substance thats a mix between Crisco, cake batter, and custard, all the while they are quickly shoving the stuff into your roots. When thats done, they work the same stuff all over your head till you are drenched with the stuff. Your head feels significantly heavier and really really gooey. But wait theres more. The glorious more if I may add. The Scalp and shoulder massage. OMG, unless youre one of the lucky ones that have regular massages, when was the last time you had a rub down? Even massaging your own neck or shoulders can feel extremely euphoric if you have the tension most of us do today. But when was the last time you had your head massaged? Not just a temple rub, but a systematic, trained, and lengthy head treatment? All I have to say is that it makes the shampoo massage look like child’s play. I could even forgive the grease up, and the heat cap. LMAO, the heat cap. Hope someone posts pics of that. The Cholesterol and heat cap serve a purpose though, its is a deep conditioner that adds equal amounts of moisture and protein to the hair. My hair did feel softer and less coarse, but the classmate that I wanted to see was Nisa. She has long thick hair and sometimes complains about its manageability. I sit kitty corner behind her so I can guess what shes talking about. When we were done she was walking past me and I said Nisa, let me see your hair. And she did, and it was awesome. Although still a little damp, I could feel a smoothness and pliability to it that I hadn’t seen before. You could tell that the treatment worked. Her hair Looked different. Pretty cool stuff. So thanks Kassondra, I don’t know if I’ll get another one of those anytime soon. Hope you had fun styling me out today. I’m still wearing my part of the other side and every time I try to push my hair away like I always do I end up with a pile in my eyes :). You’re next!
Posted on: Mon, 10 Nov 2014 22:42:11 +0000
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