You will enjoy this if you understand a bit of Yoruba) If you are in a sophisticated area like Banana Island, here is how the ATM would communicate; ATM: Welcome Mr. Zeal. - Please enter your secret pin. - How much will you like to withdraw? - Thank you for banking with us, Mr. Zeal.... but if you are in places like Mushin, here is how it will respond:After a guy inserts his card, inputs his secret pin, ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaa omo iya, - sho wa pa? - sho ri e wa nbe? Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.ATM: Elo ni komo aye po jade? (guy inputs 10,000) ATM: (dispenses cash).Omo iya, ma jeun lo ntie. IN A PLACE LIKE IBADAN.An Ibadan woman inserts her card,input her secret code.. ATM: (In Ibadan tone)- Ekabo Iya,- se wa pa?- So n sure?- Elo le fe gba? (Woman enters N2,000) ATM: Iya, ko ma sowo lapo yin ke! (woman enters N2,000 again) ATM: Se ko nse afise?Mo so pe ko sowo lapo yin.(For the third time, woman enters N2,000 again, thinking it was an error on the ATMs part) ATM: (Pauses for a while)Iya, Se ko re o?-Oma sooro kutukutu ke. -Alawin looro ojo aje. -Abaye se o ni? -To ba pe ko to fa kadi e yo, mo magbe je ni. -Alawin osi. IN A PLACE LIKE IJEBU A woman inserts her card and pin ATM: Omo alare,- elo ro nfe gba? (Woman enters N2,391.50K) ATM: Pause for about one minute, trying to understand the digits.After about a minute, ATM replies, ATM: Iya? mo nbor.E je nsare lor wa shenji wa.
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 11:45:10 +0000