Your hair tingles, your body shivers, a deathly cold slowly creeps down your spine as a sense of dread consumes every atom in your being... You know this very familiar feeling very well. You have felt this before. That electrifying sensation when you feel your shit knocking down your anus. You run with your life towards the loo, but alas... Somebody has beat you to it by a breathe of a moment too soon. And you wail in despair at the door crying your soul out for the other person to finish, and swiftly. Yea... It took me this entire time to write this while I suffer waiting for the wife to finish her deed... Every minute lasted like an entire lifetime. But rejoice! For there is no bliss in heaven nor earth that can conceivably compare to that feeling of release and elation that overpowers you at that exact moment when you deliver your shit to the pits of infernal hell. Your mind goes blank, and everything you see turns to white. ~The end :-)
Posted on: Sun, 04 Jan 2015 04:43:09 +0000