~Z~ Thanks again Bette.... Book Report-Too funny!!! Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, Titanic and My Life by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! Titanic: Cost - $29.99 Clinton : Cost - $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton : Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton : Ditto for Bill Titanic: During the ordeal, Roses dress gets ruined. Clinton : Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton : Lets not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery. Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton : Clinton doesnt remember Jack. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton : Monica... Ooh, lets not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing. His cool professor gave him an A+
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 22:08:26 +0000
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