ZOEY: Mommy, what are you dressing up as for Halloween? ME: A mommy. ZOEY: Nooo, you have to be something. ME: I am being something. Im being me. ZOEY: No Mom. You NEED a costume. ME: (paraphrased with extra curse words) Yo kid, do you know how much shit Im busy doing around here? And you want me to take more Fing time put together a stoopid costume for myself? ZOEY: Yes. ME: Fine, pick from these.
Posted on: Thu, 16 Oct 2014 01:11:54 +0000
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