ZOMG, so yet another hilarious Celica story: Suma Hiremath and I were driving down Touhy, on our way back from my last account in Skokie. Some asshole driving a Lincoln Navigator (with dealers plates) pulled out of traffic in front of me without a turn signal, which nearly caused me to crash into his rear quarter panel. Naturally, I laid down on the horn; his response was trying to break-check me several times, to which I laid on the horn several more times. This further pissed the guy off causing him to break check and swerve into my lane to block me from passing. That was the last straw, I had enough of his shit: the funny thing about traffic on Touhy ave. is that it frequently stops..and I had a half finished cup of Pepsi in my cup holder...see where this is going? Yup, I grabbed the cup and as we passed by him, I perfectly sailed the cup over my roof and right into his (open) drivers side window. By now he was VERY pissed off, and frantically tried to toss the empty cup back at my car, completely setting off Suma Hiremath. I have never heard that many colorful swears come out of such a petit girl. I honestly would have been happy hitting the car; I never expected to land it in his seat.
Posted on: Fri, 21 Jun 2013 00:22:26 +0000
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