__//Beers kind of chicks..... :v :v :v 1. Black Label chikitas – These girls are like black label beer. Most of guys drink it but few of them can’t admit they do drink it. Guys date these girls but they do it privately. Most of them are black in complaction like most girls from the province in the north. I mean u know which province is that. The “black label” part says it all.. *yhoo RAMZA phaa e Asazani* 2. Smirnoff Guarana – These girls are so sweet, friendly, kind and very addictive to be around them, but press the wrong button, lol You will see ghost’s shit. Most of them are pedis/sothos . You can do whatever you want around them but do not pass a line. I think they are the ones who came up with this saying “Don’t overdo it”.... nie oordoen of anders sal jy self! Kak. *Ejonge E Zone9 kwela cala lo stomza* 3. Heineken – These ladies most of them are Shanganes/Tsonga, they are very sour and they get mixed portions sometimes, eish i mean mixed emotions. You say “Hey it’s Monday Morning, how is it? With English to them and they be like “Ndzi xi vonile , na swona ndza xi tiva”. ...: Ouch Hhe banna? Xa tiva for the why the now when am greeting? *Ejonge E Lawaai* 4. Hunter’s gold – Lols need i say more? C’mon they name says it all. Just rearrange the name “hunter’s gold”. These ladies are “Gold hunters”, common name they are “Gold diggers”. Most of them are known to be Xhosas. Most of Xhosa Girls are Yellow or goldish in colour just like hunters gold. You hear them saying “asibatyeni ke ngoku”..lols what they mean by that ..nna i don’t know . Maybe they mean asibangene or something .. . *ejonge Ebhangalo* 5. Savanna dry –These ladies are very attractive, short tempered and of course they are cute, but eish here is the turn off part, they are not romantic. Most of them are Zulus. Zulus kill me lol . You call her as your girlfriend at midnight and say “eish baby I’m so horny wish you were here “, this is how she’s gonna say “ udakiwe yo nkosiyam, ngenzeni mina pho? Mina ngilele wena uyangidakelwa? Hayi suka” ...Ouch yoh it is very dark in here ..For the why the suka to the horny hungry husby? *ejonge E phelandaba* 6. Brutal fruits/ Mango Goji- These ladies are brutal and fruity, sometimes sweet, sometimes sour but harmless.. They corresponds with tswanas from Botswana. They always ask for airtime. *Ejonge e Zone 8* 7. Castle Lite. Ke bo slender size 28 & 30. They always want you to take the out to malls and they always ask for pizza and wings *Ejonge e Zone 7* :v :v :v :v #nyts ;)
Posted on: Tue, 18 Nov 2014 16:53:49 +0000
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