a little humor :-) The Perfect Husband; Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: Hello. Woman: Honey, its me. Are you at the club? Man: Yes. Woman: I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it? Man: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one that I really liked. Man: How much? Woman: $90,000. Man: Okay, but for that price, I want it with all the options. Woman: Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. Theyre asking $950,000. Man: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. Its really a pretty good price. Woman: Okay. Ill see you later! I love you so much! Man: Bye! I love you, too. The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He smiles and asks, Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 17:55:17 +0000
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