a man went to pastor crying bitterly... Pastor; my son why are you crying? Man..pastor, i have sinned and am sure God wont forgive me... Pastor; ooh no, my son, whats that? that My Mighty Father cant forgive? God is not like us Human beings...kindly tell me everythn, without hiding anythn, And sure we will pray and God will forgive you... Man: Pastor... i have bin sleeping with church women, and am afraid mentioning their names.... Pastor: okay, lets go and stand by that coner, if one member comes out if you slept with her, jus say PAU, rite? Man; well (Decons wife comes out) Man; pau, pau pau pau Pastor; (speaking in tongue) rabacathmuzaetusuna Yeso....haleluya ooh (Kwaya leader Agnes comes out ) Man: Pau, pau pau pau pau (Usher veronicah) Man; pau (Pastors wife finally comes out) man; pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau, pauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau, pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pauuuuuuuuuuuu Pastor; May God not forgive you, I curse you.... get out from this place, before i get my gun....usichezee na mawife za watu. wish yall great superb day.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 04:33:28 +0000
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