alright people its short story time so listen the fudge up. This is an event that took place in my life about two years ago and every time I think about it..... it makes me laugh so hard. its called Lil piggy goes weee Living inside of an old octagon shaped home..... also known as the octohome lived 3 very messy dudes. These three dudes did not really have any worries about today, tomorrow, or even the next day....they were completely content with the octagon and didnt really mind how messy the place had become. after agreeing to clean the place up a bit.....a good friend of ours allowed us messy dudes to keep her pet potbelly pig in the beloved shed that was in the backyard. A week went by and everything was all good. No complaints from the neighbors, she had enough room to wander around and plenty of sunlight. No escape attempts thus far. on the second week.....Penny the Pig successfully escaped from the shed and wandered around the neighborhood of Westwood to be picked up by a fellow neighbor on the other side of the greenbelt from the octohome. Me and the roommates drove around looking for the pig for hours until we finally found signs posted around the neighborhood Found Pig Penny was then tucked back into her shed and all the holes were patched.....so we thought. The escape attempts did not stop. This freekin pig everyday for about a week straight SOMEHOW found ways out of our shed AND our backyard fence. and EVERYTIME penny would go to the same neighbors house. The neighbors did not mind they actually fell in love with penny because she was just way too cute of a pig. So about the 6th or 7th time of escaping from the shed......I knew exactly where to go. It was a little ridiculous that we had not found the hole she was escaping from at this point....but it was all good. I walked over to the neighbors house to find a group of children playing with penny the pig and they hated to see her go. I approached Penny and scooped her fat ass up to proceed back down the street to put her in the house for the night. immediately after I scooped up pig she begins SQUEELING BLOODY MURDER. I mean this pig was soooooo upset throwing a freekin FIT. kicking and squeeling and trying to shake loose. The entire walk home Penny the Pig squeeled and squeeld and squeeled. all the way back home. From then on the neighbors always joked with me about Penny and how that night she went WEEE WEEE WEEE ALL THE WAY BACK HOME. -THE END
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 02:57:35 +0000
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