angrez Delhi se train me ja rha tha... . Uske saamne ek aur aadmi baitha tha... . Angrez us se puchta hai yahan India me konsi jagah ghumne nahi jana chahiye..??? . Aadmi : Punjab, Hariyana, UP . Angrez : Kyun ye teen bharat me nahi hai kya..??? . Aadmi : Nahi ye khud me mahabharat hain . Angrez : oh quite dangerous to go to these places. . ! ! . . (Few Moments later) . Angrez : How I will come to know kaun sa person is jagah se hai..? ? . . Aadmi : Baitha reh... abhi 9 ghante ke safar mein sabse wakif kara dunga!!! . . Thodi der baad ek Chaudhary ji mooch wale aa ke baithe... . Aadmi to angrez : Dekh bhai ye Hariyanawi hai . Angrez : Mai baat kaise karu isse ? . Aadmi : bas tu apni moocho pe taav de, chaudhary khud aa ke baat karega tujhse... . . Angrez ne waisa hi kiya, moocho pe taav diya... . Chaudhary utha 2 kantaap maare angrez ko aur bola : Bina kheti ke hi hal chalawe hai tu bhutni ke, aur wo bhi taau ke saamne..!!. . . Angrez chup ! . Fir thodi der baad ek Sardar ji aye... . . Aadmi bola : Dekh bhai ye punjabi hai.. . Angrez : Isse kaise baat karun ? . Aadmi : Baat mat kar bs pooch 12 baj gaye kya..?? . Angrez ne waisa hi kiya . Angrez : O sardar ji 12 baj gaye kya ? . Sardar ji ne aav dekha na taav, utha ke patak diya angrez ko . . Aur bole, oye tennu mai manmohan singh lag riya c jo kuch bolunga nahi !!! . Pahle se laal angrez, aur laal ho gaya . . Angrez bola : Bhai Punjab aur Hariyana to samajh aa gaye ab ye UP ke aadmi se bhi milwa do . . ! ! . . Abe elizabeth ki 10wi aulaad... , tujhe itti der se Pitwa kon riyaa hey be...!!
Posted on: Sat, 05 Oct 2013 10:57:22 +0000
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