barkinghard/forums/showthread.php?t=112825 Draft Terminology 1. Accountability: Able to count the dollars on his contract.fficeffice />>> 2. Active hands: Attends strip clubs often.>> 3. Ball-location skills: Doesn’t attend strip clubs often enough.>> 4. Bench press: Doesn’t get in the game often.>> 5. Best player left on the board: Still nobody wants him>> 6. Big board: How we feel waiting for the draft>> 7. Breakaway speed: Can outrun the cops>> 8. Break down: Woos>> 9. Broad jump: Goes from ho to ho to ho.>> 10. Bubble butt: Ok, just say it already, FAT A##>> 11. Bull rush: Lacks technique but has a bubble butt>> 12. Burst: Damn that was a good strip club>> 13. Bust: Anyone the Browns take with the first pick.>> 14. Cant miss: What the Browns think they pick before being a bust.>> 15. Carries his pads: Doesn’t play much>> 16. Character: No skills.>> 17. Coaches: Guys who can’t play, but think they know how.>> 18. Cover corner: Place you said you were when the bar fight went down.>> 19. Downhill runner: Too fat and slow to run without a hill>> 20. Draft grade: If you’re the Browns since 1999 – F+>> 21. Draft stock: The cattle we call players.>> 22. Edge rusher: Big fast guy who can’t out-lift my grandma.>> 23. Elite: see Bust.>> 24. 40-yard dash: typical distance needed to outrun a cop, see breakaway speed>> 25. Football IQ: dumb as a rock>> 26. Franchise quarterback: I’m from Cleveland, never seen one>> 27. FreakishAthlete: Love child of a Silverback Gorilla and a Gazelle>> 28. Functional strength: has enough strength to function, but football???>> 29. Hand punch: What Browns fans do to their heads after most draft picks>> 30. Happy feet: What Browns fans do when they get a Franchise QB…until they bust>> 31. High cut: 1st rounders after 1-2 years in Cleveland.>> 32. Honesty: Every word you hear until the draft.>> 33. Intangibles: This guy sucks, but hey, we like him anyway.>> 34. Intriguing: This guy sucks, we don’t like him, but hey, let’s draft him anyway.>> 35. Love: What Browns fans feel for the Browns…a real mystery>> 36. Low pad level: falls down a lot>> 37. Marginal prospect: first round pick by Cleveland>> 38. Maxed out: Most DL’s pants.>> 39. Measurables: Size of a draft prospects ego>> 40. Mirror and slide: Off-season entertainment, involves a razor sliding across the mirror.>> 41. Mr. Irrelevant: Browns first draft pick, see Can’t Miss and Bust.>> 42. Mock draft: What the Browns do while the Draft is taking place.>> 43. Motor: Sound made by vibrating lips while sitting on the bench>> 44. Move tight end: Tight end that actually can get out of his stance.>> 45. NFL Ready: Isn’t going to get any better>> 46. Off-the-field concerns: Great player, so Browns won’t take him>> 47. One-cut runner: Can only cut INTO the opposing DL.>> 48. On an island: Disconnected, unable to react to opposing WR’s.>> 49. On the clock: Browns 5 minutes after the Draft.>> 50. Patience: What I am losing with the Browns.>> 51. Playmaker: Opposing teams player…any of them.>> 52. Position of need: All of them.>> 53. Possession receiver: Catches 5 yard passes on 3rd and 6>> 54. Potential: He sucks, but we think he can suck less later on.>> 55. Pure corner: Can’t tackle>> 56. Raw talent: Never played the game, but heck, he’s big.>> 57. Red flag: Drafted by the Browns.>> 58. Run-stuffer: Browns OL.>> 59. Scouting combine: Where other teams go to actually learn about the players.>> 60. Scouts: Guys who don’t play, can’t coach, but think they know who can>> 61. Sleeper: Browns QB when in the pocket.>> 62. Speed burner: When caffeine just isn’t enough>> 63. Spins the Ball: Literally, sits on the floor and spins it>> 64. Sure thing: See Bust.>> 65. System quarterback: Guy who can play and be productive on any team but Browns>> 66. Thin through the hips: Looks like a girl.>> 67. Tight in the hips: Looks like a girl we want to date>> 68. Trade value chart: How much the Browns have to give up to pick their Bust>> 69. Trading down: Get a worse player, AND some extra bad players.>> 70. Trading up: Give up all your picks for one REALLY bad player, see Bust.>> 71. Trash: Result of Browns draft>> 72. Tremendous upside: This guy will be good when Browns trade him>> 73. Tweener: Guy who sucks at DE, AND at OLB>> 74. Under the Radar: Nobody else wants him>> 75. Undersized: Too f’ing small for the position, DON’T DRAFT.>> 76. Undrafted: Proof scouts don’t know sh*t.>> 77. Upside: Where the Steelers like to hit Browns QB’s.>> 78. Upright runner: Gonna get killed going over the middle.>> 79. Value pick: Other teams draft picks.>> 80. Versatility: Can suck in many ways.>> 81. Vertical threat: Jumps up and down a lot>> 82. Waist-bender: Can’t hold his liquor.>> 83. War room: Where Browns fans hang out after games.>> 84. Washout: See Browns Roster.>> 85. Wingspan: So much for no gay guys>> 86. Work in space: Avoids contact>> 87. Workout warrior: Avoids the field>> 88. Wonderlic score: Know the answer to “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.>>
Posted on: Sat, 22 Mar 2014 16:35:29 +0000
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