brother, you text someone and wait ten years for them to reply; boss are you PLANTING a mango tree and is waiting for it to mature. choose your occupation wisely, are you texting or farming?? brother, your boxers are showing because you are sagging; bro, we cant see it properly, remove it and spread it on your face, it will be clearer there... brother, you have ten wrist bands on your arm, ranging from orange internet, to safaricom, to zain, to arsenal, to gor mahia, to God is love, to justin bieber, to 50 cent; bro are you a billboard? how much do you charge to advertise on your arm?? am selling bananas.. brother, you are walking with headphones the size of a house on your head; bro, are you a pilot? brother, you are a CEO in facebook and broke in lifebook; bro, are you working as a manager for free.. sister your wig has been on your head for the past 9 months, sweety is it a pregnancy?? sister, you went to india and came back with an american accent. baby, are you in tujuane? sister, your face is brown, your hand is chocolate and your legs are black. darling, are you a rainbow? why arent you in the sky? sister, you are SINGLE because you are waiting for the perfect man. honey, are you a song in an album.. sister, you have painted your face with 5kgs of make up. honey, are you marangi??
Posted on: Fri, 23 Aug 2013 19:42:02 +0000
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