cant stop laughing IF YOU ARE CRINGE ABOUT ISIWO OMO OLOBO NLA TO FIBI OMO ATI AWON OSA WEE YI, then what about this atributes of the Ijebus {saw this on a friend wall now} : TOP 20 FUNNY FACTS ABOUT IJEBU PEOPLE IN NIGERIA Below are their behaviours and characters they exhibit (I beg no be me talk am o...) 1. Only Ijebu people sell Tickets to their wedding party. 2. Its only in Ijebu that Christmas Decorations would remain till Easter 3. Ijebu people will never say “DO NOT URINATE HERE”, they will say “URINATE HERE AND LOSE YOUR CHILD. 4. A Typical Ijebu Woman goes to party three times on a Saturday. 5. Arsene Wenger was born in Oke Agbo in Ijebu Igbo 6. Only an Ijebu man will speak Yoruba to a white man and he will understand. Jazz things 7. A typical Ijebu boy saves his money for Garri and trek to school. 8. Only in Ijebu shop you go see “Meatpie: ₦150, With Gen: ₦200″ 9. The fart of an Ijebu man travels 200km/h 10. Ijebu is the only Yoruba town without tribal mark culture. 11. An Ijebu-man will never forget to ask for his ‘change’ no matter how little it is..after sending you on an errand. 12. Garri Ijebu – Tested and Trusted since 1960 13. Ijebu boys know more INCANTATIONS than BIBLE VERSES 14. Its only Ijebu people that will fall sick and start vomiting garri ijebu 15. The smell of Raw Ponmo Ijebu can bring a dead person back to life. 16. Ikokore (An Ijebu Delicacy) can be used to cure HIV/AIDS 17. If Ijebu man born again, dat will not stop him from attending Ojude Oba! 18. A Typical Ijebu Man sprays all his Money at a Party and Treks home 19. Golden Morn is good, Corn Flakes is better. But at the mention of IJEBU GARRI every Flake must bow 20. A typical Ijebu Boy be like Ijebu Boy: How much for moin-moin? Seller: ₦130.. Ijebu Boy: Last Price.. Seller: ₦100.. Ijebu Boy: Ok, giv me just “moin” ₦50 I beg na joke o ... Ijebu omo Alare!
Posted on: Sat, 04 Oct 2014 23:34:34 +0000
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