computer jokes Subcategories jokes about computer viruses (6) email (2) new technology (1) (Numbers in brackets refer to the number of jokes in that category) future archaeology (Picture) Drug dealers and software developers - a comparison The ultimate solution (Picture) /* HUMAN_DNA.H Microsoft publishes Windows 2000 bug list (Picture) Why the internet is like a vagina MicroSlave (Picture) Who Is Better On The Computer? How to get a life Google circa 1960 (Picture) In 1999 the creators of KY Jelly created a new product. It was called Y2K Jelly. What was special about it? It allowed you to get four digits in your date instead of two . . . If Microsoft had been the first to invent books: 1. Before you can open the cover of your new book, you must obtain a book activation code by phoning Microsoft. 2. Sorry, only one person may ever read your book. 3. Its full of spelling mistakes and typos. 4. When youre reading your book, the type can mysteriously disappear. 5. Libraries, which are for sharing books, are illegal. 6. You must acknowledge you have read and understood the Book License Agreement Hype (BLAH) before you can read your book. 7. Microsoft has the right to enter your premises to conduct book inspections to make sure your book is being read in accordance with the BLAH. 8. The Book Users Group General Alliance (BUGGA) calculates that the annual loss of revenues to Microsoft arising from BLAH violations in 2001 was $10.97 billion. 9. There are two versions of your book - the Standard and the Pro versions. In the standard version, those pages containing the most useful information have been stuck together. 10. At random times the letters your book may suddenly scramble for no apparent reason. Simply give the book a good kicking - this is called rebooting.
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