#copied The Fear of Boko Haram - Funny but the Truth (Life Story) I went to collect a document at JAMB office Abuja last week Monday. I decided I should travel back to Benin d next day, to at least chill after dis tough days. I packed my stuffs and headed to the park. I entered d park, boarded a bus and took the back seat (my favorite position). Two passenger seats were still left unoccupied and as we waited, I began checking out my Facebook updates. Weird enough, my attention got fixed on a guy on the 3rd row for about 30 seconds. I concluded his body movement suggests he was nervous, plus he didnt look like a Yoruba guy or IBO guy to me, he had a small Nokia phone in hand with head phones on, hmmm, and he was carrying quite a heavy looking HP laptop bag on his laps. As I was about to mind my business and face my phone. That same guy alighted from the bus leaving the bag behind!...... I concluded I wasnt going 2 die that day. Omoh I never knew I could be as fast as a ninja oh, if na jazz, I no fit tell but b4 u could blink, I jump commot window come begin resemble Usain bolt. People begin run too. My co-passengers don already code wetin I code, and were quickly disappearing like Edy Nogu. At a safe distance and amidst mass confusion, we were looking and waiting for the bus to explode when the idiotic guy that left his HP bag returned to the bus. Adjusting his trouser and probably wondering what could have emptied the bus like dat, He jeje enter the bus, come take em seat, open the groundnut wey em buy begin chew. The next tyn wey my mouth do na Mtcheeew.I no even get strength look at the confused people who kept askingwhats wrong, whats wrong?..... chai! Boko Haram no go kill us ooo !! Hahaha...
Posted on: Fri, 06 Jun 2014 06:21:35 +0000
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