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dialog between a programmer and his wife: Husband(returning late from work): Good evening dear, I’m logged Wife: Have u brought the groceries? Husband: Bad Command or file name. Wife: But I told u in the morning. Husband: syntax error. Abort? Wife: what about my new T.V? Husband: Variable not found. Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping. Husband: sharing violation, access denied. Wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny. Husband: Too many parameters. Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u. Husband: Type mismatch. Wife: U r useless. Husband: It’s by default. Wife: Wt about your salary. Husband: file in use…try later. Wife: Wt is my value in this family. Husband: Unknown virus…

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