from: Andre Walters to: Will Fitzpatrick date: Wed, Sep 3, 2014 at 3:33 AM subject: Dear Friend Dear Friend My name is Mr Andre Walters ,I have a business proposal in the tune of ($47,900.000usd )legal and 100% risk free.Do get back to me for more details, Please confidentiality is highly vital. N:B Please do reply via my private email (andre.walters101@outlook ) Kind Regards. Mr Andre Walters from: Will Fitzpatrick to: Andre Walters date: Wed, Sep 10, 2014 at 9:54 AM subject: Re: Dear Friend Mr. Andre, my name is Wilfred Patty, and my grand pappy once told me, No risk - no reward. To him I said, Good riddance! And with inheritance in hand, opened up a duck factory. NO RISK - ALL REWARD. Factory sounds a bit cold, its just my back yard, but the point is I now churn out industrial grade duck patrol units at relatively low cost. You invest in me, ducks become experts, Bill Duckley of Accurate Ducks and Co gets a little hotter under the collar as his monopoly is ever more encroached upon. See, once upon a time there was a man named Jim... or something. We made a deal to grow this duck farm and in return hed get out of Liberia or some such and wed both become Zillionaires. Turns out the weather had different plans and the duck farm - POOF! - blown to high heaven. Ducks were fine, farm was gone, and my aunt was knitting 3 miles in the sky. The whole business got me thinking. If I could seek out more illustrious deals such as that one, then Id be back to training lean mean slug eating machines in no time. If you send me one duck per thousand dollars you got yourself a GOD DANG DUCK DEAL! Sincerely, W. Patty
Posted on: Sat, 22 Nov 2014 16:31:19 +0000
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