giggles. Parenting Tips I Learned From Law and Order: SVU If your child stays in his room too long, it means he is in a cult. Don’t have a second child. The first child will try to kill him and pin it on you. Don’t keep your young children on a strict macrobiotic diet; they will end up in police custody because they were found eating pizza from a trash can, and will most likely be murdered by an older brother.
Posted on: Tue, 14 Jan 2014 22:23:50 +0000