has a long-standing personal policy which prevents him from washing his hands and face in the same sink where someone is defrosting their future dinner meat*. (*meatless meat substitutes and legitimate, full-time vegetables MAY seasonally be subject to personal hygiene-related sink sharing; however, the consumer agrees that, should your meal ultimately taste soapy, there is a 99.9% chance that this has no relation to hand-washing, but is rather because the consumer just had to add fresh cilantro, thereby absolving Craig Jackson of any mouth-cleaning expenses liability, should such necessity arise.)
Posted on: Tue, 04 Nov 2014 18:04:43 +0000
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