*hears noises at night*:well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life *gets shampoo in my eyes*:I guess Im blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child *heart is beating fast*:I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is *a cop walks by*:here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone *taking a test*:dont take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing *gets a sunburn*:great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents *tripping over something*:I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me *period is late*:shit im pregnant im the next virgin mary
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 20:04:47 +0000