hemi and his forever nagging wife went for a holiday to Jerusalem..unfortunately 2 days into their trip, his wife got sick and died...the undertaker said it would cost $8000 to ship her home or for just $100 he could bury her there..Ill take her home, said hemi...but sir, said the undertaker, why dont you bury her in the holy land and save money?...bugga that, said hemi,a long time ago this fulla called Jesus was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead..Im sure as heck not taking that chance!
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 23:54:19 +0000