https://youtube/watch?v=xzV9DIL_vrM Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Walking home from our house Christmas eve. You can say theres no such thing as Santa, But as for me and grandpa we believe. Shed been drinking too much eggnog, And we begged her not to go. But she forgot her medication, and she Staggered out the door into the snow. When we found her Christmas morning, At the scene of the attack, She had hoof-prints on her forehead, And incriminating Claus marks on her back. Now were all so proud of grandpa, Hes been taking this so well. See him in there watching football, Drinking root beer and Playing cards with Cousin Mel. Its not Christmas without Grandma, All the familys dressed in black And we just cant help but wonder: Should we open up her gifts, Or send them back? Send them back!! Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig And the blue and silver candles That would just have matched The hair on grandmas wig. Ive warned all my Friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves, They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh And plays with elves
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 08:20:42 +0000
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