i am charlie Dont Eat The Yellow Snow Dreamed I was an Eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my boots n around my toe Frost had bit the ground below Was a hundred degrees below zero And my momma cried: You dont really look like an Eskimo Thats right, mom! And my momma cried again: You dont really look like an Eskimo I know, mom, but its a... its a way to earn a living And my momma cried, one more time: You dont really look like an Eskimo Nanook, no no Nanook, no no Dont be a naughty Eskimo, hey! (Get back home with yo mama Thats right, answered the llama) Save your money: dont go to the show Well I turned around an I said: HO HO Well I turned around an I said one more time: HO HO Well I turned around an I said (just for Vinnie): HO HO An the Northern Lites commenced t glow WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO AN DONT YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO AN DONT YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW Nanook Rubs It Well right about that time, people, A fur trapper who was strictly from commercial (Strictly Commershil) Had the unmedicated audacity to jump up from behind my igyaloo (Peek-a-Boo) And he started in to whippin on my favrite baby seal With a lead-filled snow shoe... With a lead LEAD Filled LEAD-FILLED With a lead-filled snow shoe SNOW SHOE He said Peak-a-boo PEEK-A-BOO With a lead LEAD Filled LEAD-FILLED With a lead-filled snow shoe SNOW SHOE He said Peak-a-boo. (Butzis too) PEEK-A-BOO He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal Hit him on the nose, thats right Hit him on the fin, yes He went WHAP! An that got me just about as evil as an Eskimo boy can be... So I bent down n I reached down n I scooped down An I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly... YELLOW SNOW The deadly Yellow Snow from right there where the huskies go (Over by Butzis room) An then I proceeded to rub it all into his beady little eyes With a vigorous circular motion Hitherto unknown to the citizens of Canarsie, But destined to take the place of THE MUD SHARK In your mythology THE VIGOROUS CIRCULAR MOTION... Here it goes, RUB IT! (HEY... HEY... HEY...)
Posted on: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 00:50:13 +0000
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