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i made HORRIBLE decisions in the tanning bed yesterday and now im paying for it dearly. first bed burn in years. hurts so bad im considering breaking out my emergency suicide kit. DONT WORRY... the bean bag is fine. but the helmet? not so much. not so much. ive replaced my bed w a small plastic swimming pool from Walmart. id love for YOU (u know who u are) to come over, sit next to me, pick up the turkey baster, and keep applying a fresh coat of white vinegar on my young, red, supple body, until the marinating is complete. WHY GAWD WHY?!?!? #hurtssobadillbeinmyroom
Posted on: Wed, 05 Jun 2013 20:11:11 +0000

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