i never understood why chickens never had their own hardware stores i never understood why the sky doesnt have a bandanna i want to catch a skittle in my mouth while balancing a hyena on a unicycle a hyena which is nursing a baby unicorn to the benny hill chase theme and then the charlie unicorns come out of no where and rampage the chickens hardware store and the hardware store is thrown in a rainbow cave and theyre forced to make rainbow colored townhouses where m&ms would dance about gyrating to techno music but then a sad cloud come down and rain down on the houses making them grey scale and then music notes would come and play some Sinatra pieces inside the houses while elegant looking flamingos drank pomegranate nectar from wine glasses ever so royally and they spotted a diamond floating from a parachute outside the rain had cleared by then they all ran to get it but realized they had to hop on one leg while continuing to drink their drinks it was sort of a game a test of strength to calculate who was most balanced and most greedy though it didnt make much sense in the least a hoard of pigs came and challenged the flamingos the flamingos ran away as fast as they could but the pigs caught up to them and ate them the chickens continued to build houses inside the rainbow cave and a rooster then came out and attacked all the pigs the pigs rain away the hens ran away sunset came and the closing curtain as well im waiting for the day when roosters can sit on top of rainbow townhouses but until then Daffy Duck continues to spittle Tweetie Bird runs away from Sylvester, who still hasnt cooked the succotash properly and Bugs Bunny still doesnt have the number of his doctor But thats not all folks, Porky Pig has a job to do, and its with DUCK DODGERS! At any rate, yall yassa-frassa-rassa-frackin varmints can take a hike...Im going to dance the tootsie wootsie Elmer Fudd has his gun aimed at me. I suppose its time to get my hurricane legs in gear and run away from him and Witch Hazel, her bobby pins are deadly, and Ill be wary of anything that comes in the future. How do you do and have a good day. Until we meet again. Chickens and roosters...who knew? Townhouses, so expensive. San Francisco? Rainbow townhouses full of Looney Tunes I say.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 22:47:01 +0000
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