i smoked out the head of the illuminati all of yall are stupid... its steve jobs. hes not dead. weve been creating new technology so far in advanced that the human could not just understand it. we ate some shrooms and started diving in these mirrors. we held a meeting and all the women monks (beyonce, kim k, Lindsay *now shes been gone for months though, and kate upton all prayed for the new prophecie that has been sent to us by the bLUE Ivy gods... all the women were instructed to dye there hair blond and the men were to give birth to many more prophecies... Amanda bynes was once a noble character but do to her sacreligious ways we pumped up with narcotics and threw her to Hollywood and left her like we did Lindsay... the next one to enter is going to be Emma stone... shes been spreading word through her glamorous ads and evil eyes... she herself is a demon and sent amongst the world to brainwash you... join us soon for we will all gather around the burning of the sacred body Pisbo our powerful leaders, and disciples will be more than happy to take you by the mental hand... join us. join me. become with me. one. happy. no more tears. no more depression. food is strictly liquid so no more diet. Help me and us journey through these awful times. and we killed Osama... the person YOU NONBELIEVERS FOUND WAS NOT HIM...
Posted on: Tue, 29 Apr 2014 07:38:37 +0000
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