i was getting some sheets at BED, BATH & BEYOND, I was looking - TopicsExpress



          

i was getting some sheets at BED, BATH & BEYOND, I was looking around, and i saw this guy, he didnt know what to buy, he looked all confused, he looked at me and said, "This is why i need a girlfriend." And i was like "REALLY? THIS is why you need a girlfriend? So, if you had a girlfriend, you wouldnt even BE here, you would be back at your house, in a La-Z-boy, drinking a beer, screaming, ""WITCH, GO GET ME SOME SHEETS!"" yea, im in a relationship now, i dont have to buy my own domestic goods... while you are out, pick up some of those sticks to put in the jar to make my house smell like vanilla bean , i been farting all day and it smells like POOP in here..."
Posted on: Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:39:45 +0000

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