i was told about a lonely widow in her 70s decided to get married again.so she put an add in the local paper Husband wanted-Must be in my age group (70s)Must not beat me or run around, and still be good in bed. Please apply in person. On the second day, she heard the doorbell, much to her dismay, outside was a grey haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. the woman said you are not really asking me to consider you are you? just look you have no legs! the old man smiled, and said, therefore I cannot run around. she then said you dont have any arms either, once again he smiled , and said. therefore I can never beat you, She then raised an eyebrow and asked intently , are you still good in bed??? The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, Rang the doorbell didnt I ??
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 11:50:47 +0000
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