(in the Principals office in Kisumu Boys) Principal: Nkt Young Man,,can you divorce your poorly Endowd Rear Quartiles from My Mahogany Chair and Marry my Silver Floor with the joints of your limbs. Ochieng: pardon sir,, Principal: Makachieth,,stiuped,,i said Kneel Down. Ochieng: (kneeling) ,,,right away sir,, Principal: (caning him),,Sir??? You dare call me sir?,Gikmakamago Ochieng: Sorry Si,, eeh Unsang Proffesor,Eng.,Ouko, Principal: thats better,,now why have you been Skiving Classes,Omera, Ochieng: Proffesor i was sick and had to go to the Hospital,, Principal,,,thats a decimal Excuse young Man,,i had a stinging headache in the Morning and had to Fly to Aga Khan in Narobi but had to wait in Line since the Land Lord of Kenya had an Appointment with my Personal Doctor who happens to double up as his Physician,Dr.Mitul Sha,and i also had to Fly back here for the Assembly,,(canning), Ochieng; wuuuui Proffesor,,am sorry. Principal: Nkt you are wailing like My Aswito when am shooting life bullets to her on my King size Italian Bed.. Ochieng: sorry unsang proffesor,,hatarudia, Principal: take that wallet on the table and count the One thousand silling notes as your punishment,when yu are done,,empty that Dustbin full of Coins,,repeat that mistake and i will make you count the dollars.. #Japolo.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Oct 2013 08:30:25 +0000
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