is pleased to announce the NHS and AE crisis is over. After tense negotiations, the GPC has agreed all surgeries will double the number of available appointments by pulling them out of thin air, as with the GPs to staff them. part time GPs will now work full time irrespective of other (family) commitments though remain on their part time salary. To avoid AE all falls and acutely sick patients will be brought to military style tents in surgeries car parks were rapid assessment will take place with imaginary bloods and Xrays as well as non existent community thrombolysis and coronary care. The more frail and at risk patient s will be met by the OWN NAMED GP (woohoo) saying hello and shaking their hand (politician style) thus ensuring they wont need to go to hospital (AKA the Say Hello In Time DES). Even more unwell patients may be treated under the new For Unbroken Continuity and Knowledge DES. it is hoped this will see us through the next few weeks...
Posted on: Wed, 07 Jan 2015 15:53:47 +0000
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