joke of the day: Useful Military Warnings Aim towards the Enemy. - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. - U.S. Army Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground. - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop If the enemy is in range, so are you. - Infantry Journal A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in whats left of your unit. - Armys magazine of preventive maintenance It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed. - U.S. Air Force Manual Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo. - Infantry Journal Tracers work both ways. - U.S. Army Ordnance Five-second fuses only last three seconds. - Infantry Journal Bravery is being the only one who knows youre afraid. - Col. David Hackworth If your attack is going too well, youre probably walking into an ambush. - Infantry Journal No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection. - Joe Gay Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once. - Anonymous Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do. - Unknown Army Recruit Dont draw fire; it irritates the people around you. - Your Buddies (And lastly) If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him. - U.S. Ammo Troop
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