lOokaHere... I keep seein women postin bout how they sick of thursty azz doOds inboxinem. ThEnya look at they profile pic and they got half thEy hindpOts sittin up on the coffee table displayed like its a plate fulladem crusty lil sammich hors doeuvres. My thing is... if ya doNt wanna draw flies.... stop shyttin on the front pOach. (Yeh I sed pOach) How bout this... next time you snap dem 102 sElfies tryin to get that ONE thats worthy of postin... try pickin one of the worst ones instead the absolute best one that dont even hardly look like yO azz. Hey, pick dat one that you was lookin like PeabO Bryson in. Yeah... or how bout that one you was loOkin like the First Lionel Jefferson in? Remember the litE sKiNt one... wit the pOke chOp side burns? Yeah... Post THAT! Or how bout postin sum pics of you without all that weavery and makeup. Post a REAL I Woke Up Like Dis pic wit the drool stains on the side oyo face. Post pics with angles that accentuate yo gutt instead of the pics that accentuate yo aZz. And for yall that aint got no aZz... stop doin that arching yo back thing makin it look like you GOT aZz. StOp holdin ya brEff when you takin pics. EXHALE, nukka. Stop takin pics witcha toes pointed like you pigeon-toed when you really slew fOoted. Stop scrunchin ya face up tryin to make that fake aZz struggle diMple. Stop applying all of those handy dandy filters that fade yo cottage cheese dimples, pimples, sKretch marks, mosquito bites, chicken pox scars and stab wounds. Follow these steps, and I garantee you will cut yO inbOx messages by 90%. But admit it tho. You love that attention. Thats why you post dem pics. Aint nuttin wrong wit dat. Urrbody loVes attention. Jus StOp aCkin like you DoNt cause it makes you loOk stOopid. Why you think I be writiN thEse long azz iGnant pOsts? What I look like tellin my boy, man... Im tired of all deez fuggin LIKES I be gettin. #ustopdatshyt
Posted on: Thu, 10 Jul 2014 00:11:09 +0000
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