lol There was a group of men gathered at a MENS MEETING in Ndola at a NAMED CHURCH...They had a discussion on How to live in a loving relationship with your wife. The men were asked, How many of you love your wife? All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, When was the last time you told your wife you loved her? Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didnt remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart. The men were told to exchange phones so everyone could read the others wifes reply to the love message. Here are some of the replies: 1. Have you impregnated someone again 2. Finally the anointing water i have been putting in your food is working 3. You want to borrow money again? Mulekulako mumano naimwe. 4. What did you do now? I wont forgive you this time!!! 5. Meaning 6. No! so, you think I will just forget what happened. 7. Am I dreaming????????? 8. Ifyabupuba 9. Who is this? 10. Ive told you to stop, texting me at home, my husband might begin to suspect of our relationship. 11. So namukolwa nganimwebo. 12. Ama setting nshifwaya 13. Since when? 14. Wonders will never cease. Kuti waseka mwe. 15. Mwikantwala ku kweshiwa 16. Wrong number sorry 17. Think of our children before you make another stupid decision. 18. Has Zambia won Africa cup again? 19. Last time you wanted to commit suicide mwalisebana again you want to do it? 20. who have you beaten this time? 21. muli ku kabwe ku mens meeting? 22. we are still not selling the farm or house..fyabana..my answer is still no
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 10:08:15 +0000
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