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lol i wasnt sure i wanted to tell this story but its too funny not to..lastnight brian asked me to go into waydons room ( hes sleeping lightly) and get a box of movies..so i went in there slowly and quietly to get it and wouldnt you know its stuck. so i tug and tug finally waydon woke up he just sat up and grabbed his cup and started drinking it meanwhile im slowly laying down on top of a box in the fetal position this is where i stayed until he laid back down..i waited a few moments to make sure he fell back asleep then in all the silence i farted!! loud..he didnt move i thanked my lucky stars..then the box i was on crashed with a huge bang and he woke and cried..im like crap...grabbed the box of movies and ran like i was robbing a house lol...(laughing) lessons learned: 1. never do anything brian asks me to 2. dont fart in a silent room 3. dont lay on boxes im too big for 4. never repeat this story...i dont think you fully get the humor in this..lol

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