man whod just died is delivered to a local mortuary and hes wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceaseds wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, I dont care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing. The woman returns the next day and to her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, Whatever this cost, Im very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and Im very grateful. How much did you spend? To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check, Theres no charge. No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit, she says. Honestly, maam, the mortician says, it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice. So I just switched the heads.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 07:17:53 +0000