mojave desert diamond pepper is known only to the few that hear the whispering winds of the south. It is the rarest of all diamonds and the deadliest of all peppers. Ancient Mayans refer to it as the pepper of the nightosphere due to how far down you must dig to retreave the pepper. The pepper resides in the bowls of the mojave desert at a latitude of 50 and a longitude of 37. You must bring 3 florence and the foot of a golden crow for the man known as caratacus (the gaurdian of the pepper).With out these items he will not let you proceed to pepper. After giving Caraticus the essentials, he will let you proceed on your journey to retrieve the pepper. You must bring a industrial grade drill made of a titanium and carbon alloy and drill down exactly 200 meters beneath the exact point of the coordinates. You must dig down with only the upmost positivity and good intentions for the pepper or else the pepper will not appear. Once you have drilled down 200 meters you will find a box nade from shiny whale skin decorated with the family crest of the lividians. Recite the secret password aloud while holding the box with only your left and right index finger , whalieoli whalieoli give me the pepperoli. The box will open and there will be the mojave desert diamond pepper. The diamond pepper shines with the brilliance of the star known as gambitflux and is ice cold to the touch. You may think this story is fake, How does he know about such a pepper if its not even on google? Well this tale I I tell is true for my grandmother , Peaches Hardgrove, has succeded on this perilous journey and is now the proud owner of this wonderful delicacy made by the hands of gods from the times before dawn. The gods that whisper the winds of the south.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Jul 2013 19:33:43 +0000
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