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#morning joke!!!A wife was in bed wth her secret lover when she heard her husbands key in the door,stay where u re she said to her secret lover.he z so drunk he wont even notice u re wth me,sure enough de husband lurched into bed.a few minutes later,through a drunken haze:he saw six foots sticking out at de end of de bed.he turned to his wife:hey there re six foots in this bed,there should only be four whats going on?nonsense,said the wife,u re so drunk u miscounted.get out of bed nd try again,u can see better from over there.the husband climbed out of bed nd counted one,two,three,four.damn,u re right they re four!!!gudmornin guys..

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