nWo Vanity Card #666 Friday morning, October 10, 2008 Watching - TopicsExpress



          

nWo Vanity Card #666 Friday morning, October 10, 2008 Watching the market fall as precipitously as the hopes and dreams of NBC and ABC executives, I cant help but think that there are two bets I can make right now. One is on the simple inertia of a world economy created by hundreds of millions of people creating and servicing stuff that other people need and want. The other bet is on canned goods and guns. Since Ive never actually fired a weapon and Im not sure where my can opener is, Ive decided to go with bet number one. If Im wrong and the market continues to descend like a drug-addled hooker with vertigo, its reasonable to assume that any new world order created by the complete collapse of the free market system will have little use for a comedy writer. For that reason I think it only prudent to hedge my bet. This weekend I plan on learning a few new survival skills, beginning with foraging for berries and hiding from people whose skill set includes shooting wildlife from helicopters.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 20:20:03 +0000

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