need an excuse for calling in sick - try one of these Memorable excuses employers have heard include: Employee’s false teeth flew out the window while driving down the highway Employee’s favourite football team lost on Sunday so needed Monday to recover The worker was quitting smoking and was grouchy Someone glued a female worker’s doors and windows shut so she couldn’t leave the house to come to work One staff member bit her tongue and therefore couldn’t talk, stopping her from coming to work An employee claimed a swarm of bees had surrounded his vehicle and he couldn’t make it in Another staffer said the chemical in turkey made him fall asleep and he missed his shift Employee felt like he was so angry he was going to hurt someone if he came in Employee received a threatening phone call from the electric company and needed to report it to the FBI The staffer’s fake eye was falling out of its socket
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 01:54:12 +0000
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